Locals Raise Concern On Donut Addiction

December 4, 2019 / Fake News

We have some pretty direct reports from certain neighbors of our customers whose cousins had stopped by and purchased some of our donuts. They claimed that they experienced some withdrawal symptoms after they had eaten the last ones and found themselves wandering around in local stores trying to find a suitable substitute only to return home disappointed. Evidently this restlessness can turn into a weekly habit of stopping by the Country Store and Cafe for another dozen. So far the baker has refused to comment and would only smile and wave when asked any questions.

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